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Top 10 Dumbest Criminals Ever

Blake Leak

Tried to break into a mini-mart in Ossining, New York and ended up seeking refuge on the grounds of the Sing Sing Maximum Security Prison.

Aron Morrison

Scottish shoplifter who was caught after stealing a bottle of vodka from a liquor store. He left his name and phone number with the clerk after asking her out on a date.

Mganga Mganga

A 17-year-old boy in Omaha, Nebraska who tried to steal a car at gunpoint but couldn’t drive it because it had a manual transmission.

Derrick Mosley

Tried to rob a gun store armed with only a baseball bat.

Joey Miller and Matthew McNelly

Used permanent marker to draw on their faces as disguises while committing a crime.

Mark Smith

Broke into a home while high on Valium and drunk on vodka, then decided to take a nap in the homeowner’s bed.

Klaus Schmidt

Tried to rob a bank using a toy gun, but was caught when he stopped to play with the toy train set in the lobby.

James Blankenship

Tried to rob a house but got stuck in the bathroom window and had to be rescued by the police.

Darren Kimpton

Broke into a house and tried to steal a TV, but couldn’t figure out how to unplug it so he left it behind.

Ruben Zarate

Tried to rob an auto body shop but left his phone number for them to call him when the manager returned with the money.

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